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Parents are talking and you are like:
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
te amo con todo mi pollo
tu sabes como tu eres… marvi =3
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Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
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The user can either become or take on the traits of cetaceans (dolphins, whales, etc.)
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Genesis
The ability to create lesser beings...
