September 2012
Ria: Why do you hate clubbing so much?
Me: It's boring and I hate boring and I'd die with all the boredom.
Ria: ... HOW? You dance, you laugh and you have fun!
Me: If I took you to a book convention, what would you do?
Ria: I'd probably die with all of the boredom.
Me: How? You get to read books, share thoughts, laugh and have a damn good time!
Ria: ...
Me: Ta-fuckin'-da.
butthitler:
remember when fairly oddparents did genderswap
and inflation
and mpreg
August 2012
chroniclesofpanem:
painterbaker:
cato-ismy-bottombyatch:
Given the fact that Alexander Ludwig’s from Canada…
There’s a huge chance he’s uncut.
Just saying.
"What did you do over the summer?"
When I’m on my period
thefunniestpost:
smokeporch:
Hysterical Blog!
English teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: excuse you
Steven Moffatt: excuse you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
Emily Brontë: excuse you
Joss Whedon: excuse you
Richard Castle: excuse you
JK Rowling: excuse you
George R. R. Martin: excuse you
Stephanie Meyer: okay!
